Move outta the way, I'm jumping too!

Okay, so everyone's twittering was confusing the hell out of me because it all seemed like one-sided conversations. Like eavesdropping on a phone call and you can only hear the person in the other room and not the person in the other location, when what you REALLY want to do is pick up the handset and listen to everything. So I PICKED UP THE FRICKIN' HANDSET PEOPLE! Shoot me now.