Friday, February 6, 2009

Do you ever...

... consider committing a crime so you can go to jail, because hey, free vacation? Clarification: whatever type of crime sends you to one of those "country club" prisons, of course.

... consider faking insanity and committing yourself to the loony bin, because again, free vacation? Plus BONUS: good drugs.

... wonder if perhaps you're not faking on the insane thing, when you consider the things you consider?

10 comments:

Swistle said...

1. Yes.
2. Yes.
3. Yes.

We could be accomplices, maybe, but that might reduce our sentences.

Jess said...

I haven't considered THOSE things, but I've considered other insane things. I think we all have.

Pickles and Dimes said...

I've considered the prison angle, and then beating the crap out of someone so I'm sent to solitary confinement. They'd think they're punishing me, but it would be BLISS.

Nowheymama said...

Hee.

Astarte said...

YES. I totally think about it every time someone treats me like crap in a parking lot! I could run this @$%#er over AND get a free trip to prison, where I could get my MA for free while I'm at it!!! AND sleep!

Shelly said...

Well, no. But now that you've suggested it, I might.

LoriD said...

I think it's a fine idea. Do some insider trading and go to the prison Martha went to.

Chantal said...

LOL too funny!

citizen of the world said...

I've only been in a few prisons (for work reasons) but none of them struck me as ieal vacation spots. On the other hand, faked symptoms for an admission to a psych unit at a nice place? Maybe.

Whimsy said...

Absolutely. No question. I'm in.