Wednesday, July 9, 2008

Reality TV contestant

I was going to save this question for my MEGA MEGA MEGA PiF contest coming up soon, but I want to go ahead and ask. If you could be on a Reality TV show (of the competition variety), which one would it be?

I am DYING to be on The Mole. I want to be the actual mole, not just a contestant on the show. I'd be good at it. I have a trustworthy face. A lawyer once told me that I had the kind of face and personality she liked to put on the stand because people would believe whatever came out of my mouth. People just don't see me as underhanded. So I could totally do it.

Another show I'd like to try is "The Amazing Race." That just looks FUN. I'd need a partner, though. My husband couldn't handle the zip lining across the canyon of death type stuff. He's not a fan of heights and/or roller-coaster type thingies. I, on the other hand LOVE and ADORE roller-coaster type thingies. So who wants to partner up? Under our names, they could put "Blog buddies."

16 comments:

Pickles & Dimes said...

Ooh, ooh, ooh! Pick me! I'll be your Amazing Race buddy! I'm even working out now and everything!

(Plus, Jason has no patience in stressful situations AT ALL, so I can't participate with him.)

I'd also like to be on American Gladiators. But first I need to be able to do a pull-up. ONE.

Tessie said...

The only reality show that I would emphatically NOT want to be on is the Amazing Race. Total nervous tummy dealing with all of those different countries, and maps, and public transportation, and GAH!

I would like to be on So You Think You Can Dance, if I was talented enough, and even Survivor, although I would be kicked off immediately for failing to be an Asshole with strategy and whatnot. Unless my strategy could be "hooking up with one of the hot guys". That I could do.

Emily said...

I'm going to go with the Amazing Race. Although Tessie is probably right about it causing the Nervous Tummy.

LoriD said...

I would love to do the Amazing Race. I wouldn't do it with my husband, either. We would bicker too much.

I would love to be on The Apprentice. I think if they actually chose all smart people (and not just kind of smart, but attractive), it would be a lot more interesting.

Nowheymama said...

A cooking one, like Top Chef or The Next Food Network Star.

Speaking of, Scott's (my husband) Pillsbury Bake-Off episode of Food Network Challenge is scheduled to air this Sunday. I wonder if he'll be one of the contestants they show?

Fiona Picklebottom said...

nowheymama - Cool. I'll try to watch.

CP said...

It's so on for the Amazing Race! You have to pick me- we would totally come in first and win all of those cool first place prizes, week after week.

-R- said...

The Mole! I would love to be a regular competitor OR the mole. And I would like to be on the same season as Bobby because even though I have zero athletic skills, I could at least do better than him.

Amelia Sprout said...

Amazing Race or Biggest Loser (who wouldn't want that much time with a personal trainer) and I could use it too.
But really, Amazing Race, it would have the same effect really. I would love getting to travel that much, just to say I did, even if I couldn't enjoy the travel.

Kitchen Vixen said...

oh my lord, apropos of nothing except your twitter sidebar, I totally want to shoot the girl on those Secret commercials!! She makes me angry at the tv...

SLynnRo said...

Aaron's dream WAS to be on the Real World (was because we are now too old), which would be my WORST NIGHTMARE. I would totally love to be on Top Chef. But that would take like, talent and shit.

citizen of the world said...

I think I'dcrumble in any sort of reality show. I don't like people being mean to me.

Missy said...

There used to be this show called Who Dares Wins, which had all sorts of high/fast/scary things on it. I'd do that one.

Alice said...

i would hate / suck at the VAST MAJORITY of reality shows, but i would SUPER DUPER LOVE the amazing race. i love to travel, i love to compete, and after all the traveling i HAVE done i am super good at getting around in weird places.

i would HATE anything like real world, or (holy hell) one of the dating ones. maybe one of those real world challenge ones? actually nah, everyone's too mean on those, i'd get angry and cry and then hate myself for having cried on tv.

Bikini said...

I would totally do The Apprentice, or Biggest Loser. The Amazing Race, while I enjoy watching, just reminds me why I don't like to travel!

Also, glad to hear you like the PiF prize!

Liz :) said...

OHhhh I would totally do The Amazing Race with you. I'm not scared of the heights stuff and I'm tough... :) I was in the Army for 8 years, I can do it.. We shoudl totally do it! :) Can you sense my excitement??? haha :)