Tuesday, July 8, 2008

Beth has discovered yet ANOTHER ingenious way to injure herself

This evening during dinner Beth ran upstairs to go to the bathroom. She had only been up there for a second before the following took place between her upstairs and me downstairs:

Beth (screaming): Mooooooooommmmmmm!!!!!!

Me: What?

Beth: Come up here!

Me: Why?

Beth: I hurt myself!

Me: What happened?

Beth: I bumped my nose on the toilet.

Me: [Certain I must've misunderstood.] ... Um... what?

Beth: I bumped my nose on the toilet.

Me: [Not wanting to even ask, I mean, is that even possible? How do you bump your nose on the toilet?] How did you bump your nose on the toilet?

Beth: I was bending over looking at my feet and I bumped my nose...


LoriD said...

I once broke my rib on a toilet. I wish I was kidding. Oh, and I wasn't a child. Nor was I drunk.

Jess said...

Well, you know, sometimes you have to look at your feet, and the toilet... well, it's just in the way. Makes sense to me.

Pickles & Dimes said...

Hee! Makes perfect sense to me! :)

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Stormy said...

Just happened upon your blog. This is one of the funniest I've read in a while. And I'm sure there is more to this "Beth", lol...sounds like a funny girl!

Fiona Picklebottom said...

Beth is quite the character; she keeps us entertained. :)