This evening during dinner Beth ran upstairs to go to the bathroom. She had only been up there for a second before the following took place between her upstairs and me downstairs:
Beth (screaming): Mooooooooommmmmmm!!!!!!
Me: What?
Beth: Come up here!
Me: Why?
Beth: I hurt myself!
Me: What happened?
Beth: I bumped my nose on the toilet.
Me: [Certain I must've misunderstood.] ... Um... what?
Beth: I bumped my nose on the toilet.
Me: [Not wanting to even ask, I mean, is that even possible? How do you bump your nose on the toilet?] How did you bump your nose on the toilet?
Beth: I was bending over looking at my feet and I bumped my nose...
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I once broke my rib on a toilet. I wish I was kidding. Oh, and I wasn't a child. Nor was I drunk.
Well, you know, sometimes you have to look at your feet, and the toilet... well, it's just in the way. Makes sense to me.
Hee! Makes perfect sense to me! :)
LMAO...awwwwww
Just happened upon your blog. This is one of the funniest I've read in a while. And I'm sure there is more to this "Beth", lol...sounds like a funny girl!
Beth is quite the character; she keeps us entertained. :)
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